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"Just think of me, and you're always close to home."

-- Blue Six

Created on 2004-10-24 10:35:27 (#4931482), last updated 2009-01-16

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Name:	Dio
Birthdate:	10-15
Location:	California, United States

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	diogenesshadow User Number: 4931482 Date Created:2004-10-24 Number of Posts: Many
Dio is a rather short girl, with long auburn/brown curly hair, and an arrogant smirk permanently plastered onto her face. She has a rather large nose, but finds that it grants her face character and creates the perfect physiognomy for a relentless string of semitic jokes. She is described by friends as brilliant, with an occasional flare for absolute stupidity and dastardly clumsiness.
Strengths: Notably humor. Using her sense of humor, Dio finds life bearable. This being said, she is dry, witty, and sometimes, unbelievably dark. Nonetheless, this greatly pleases those around her. Dio does not understand this, but appreciates it anyway.
Weaknesses: Many. However, it is only fair to note the inexplicable influence of beautiful women upon many a hero. Is it Dio's fault that she falls so haplessly into this category? Is it her fault that soft lips, beautiful hands, androgyny, or intense eyes can capture her so abruptly that she momentarily loses any ability to reason?
Special Skills: Dio's special skills are somewhat limited to the academic realm. She can write an excellent paper, memorize philosophical diatribes, and impress various professors with her critical thinking ability. When going into the "real world," Dio attempts to use her customer service skills to placate various idiots. Additionally, she can give illuminating speeches, captivate strangers, and plans to one day use her charm to become the dictator of planet Earth.
Weapons: Dio's deadly wit and venomous tongue will, without doubt, impale any that dare to use her LJ to express their ignorance, or bigotry. Additionally, she has been told that her long tresses could kill a grown man, and that her glare is enough to pale even the mightiest of foes.
Quote: “ Total absence of humor renders life impossible.” ~ Colette